i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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