K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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