do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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