White coat. Heels.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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