he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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