I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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