We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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