i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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