your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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