idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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