You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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