okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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