It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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