check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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