Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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