**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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