this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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