they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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