I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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