If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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