I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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