how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Someone shattered a urinal.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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