hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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