have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dick very happy bro
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
