Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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