Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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