Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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