My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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