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You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
It's just like the Real World with babies
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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