so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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