He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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