my sisters under your porch take her home
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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