my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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