new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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