if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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