Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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