no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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