i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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