hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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