Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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