So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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