That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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