***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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