My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I can feel your judgement through the phone
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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