I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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