She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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