Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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