Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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