Do vagina's smell?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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