Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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