Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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