she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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