Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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