Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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