i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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